May 2013
doctorh00ligan:
shalrath:
what we should be getting
a multiple tag search option
an actually working block option
a fix on the tumblr video player
being able to post pictures into the caption of anything else besides a text post
what we are getting
how about taking away the popup that say reblog failed every time I go to reblog something eh?
drunktrophywife:
i wish I knew what made each and every person happy so I could do it
quazza:
i am reminded that english is a flawed language every time I am forced to use “that that” in a sentence
3 tags
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome.
When you first start reading your nursing text...
whatshouldwecallnursingschool:
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
show a man tumblr and he will laugh for a second. teach a man to use tumblr and watch him spiral into insanity
“A healthy relationship is one where two independent people just make a deal that...”
– (via dylanludwig)
zackisontumblr:
i have 3 moods:
skips every song on my ipod
lets the music play without interruption
plays the same song on repeat for days
magnezone:
draw things on my back with your finger so i can fall asleep/ in love with you
jesussbabymomma:
DOES ANYONE ELSE MAKE SCENARIOS IN THEIR HEAD OF THEM DATING SOMEONE AND HAVING THE PERFECT RELATIONSHIP AND DOING CUTE COUPLE THINGS WITH THAT PERSON BECAUSE ME 24/7
e-n-o:
*shy but actually a sex freak*
me: why does no one like me
person: i like you'
me: thanks
me: why does no one like me
“Crying does not indicate that you are weak. Since birth, it has always been a...”
– Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre (via thatkindofwoman) 